Family Antics Enthusiast Pillows

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

"Hi-yah!"

No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

'She's just great with the children.'

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

Lamb Noise.

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

I love my family!

My 5-year-old nephew cut his hair! His mom was so upset until she thought: 'Wait a minute! I just saved 12 bucks!'

"Listen. Nobody's cuter than anyone else! You're all equally cute!"

"What part of 'giddyup' don't you understand?"

It's a Boy

"Have you met my bodyguard?"

Mother's Love

"You're crappin' in the closet again, Claude."

'We're playing trampoline, mom.'

'I think babies grow in a mommy's tummy and adopted babies grow in a mommy's heart.'

Separation

'...Couldn't you just get pictures for your desk?'

"What's all this?"

"Going to the beach...together as a family! That's what memories are made of! When we get back from this trip, you'll remember it fondly."

"We've intended to ask you about it for some time, Doctor, but never got around to it."

"Don't make me send in the bad cat."

'I'll take a glassfull and he'll take a bowlfull!'

'I'm doing a school report on 'the aging process,' Dad -- can I interview you?'

'They're a very successful family.'

"We're going to pay for your obedience school but after that you're on your own."

"Isn't it true that the prosecution offered you a bone to testify?"

Abstract expressionist face painting.

"I'm back. My family didn't want to spend more time with me."

'You wash and I'll dry.'

"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose."