Family Fun Aficionado Pillows

'We had a fabulous vacation with the kids...off at summer camp.'

"Hi, Mom...I'm home from school! Got any cookies to spare?"

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

"She's been so creative lately."

"This is nice, but I can't help but think we forgot something."

"Tommy!"

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

"Hi-yah!"

"Well, I'm thinking about boarding school. Though I'm not sure they accept adults."

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

'She's just great with the children.'

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

Swinging

Balloon Kids

Office pics on dinner table.

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

'The kids were so sweet...'

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

Lamb Noise.

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

I love my family!

"Listen. Nobody's cuter than anyone else! You're all equally cute!"

A Mix Up Between the Buggy and Lawn Mower.

'But, Mom. Think of all the leftovers he can thankfully eliminate.'

My 5-year-old nephew cut his hair! His mom was so upset until she thought: 'Wait a minute! I just saved 12 bucks!'

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

'We're playing trampoline, mom.'

It's a Boy

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."

Mother's Love