Family Fun Aficionado Pillows

'We had a fabulous vacation with the kids...off at summer camp.'

To determine whose house they would spend Christmas at, Mark and Barb had their parents hold a tandem wrestling match.

"Hi, Mom...I'm home from school! Got any cookies to spare?"

'Are you finished eating yet, sweetie?...Guess that answers THAT question!'

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

"She's been so creative lately."

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

"Tommy!"

"This is nice, but I can't help but think we forgot something."

"Hi-yah!"

"Well, I'm thinking about boarding school. Though I'm not sure they accept adults."

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

'She's just great with the children.'

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

Swinging

'The kids were so sweet...'

Lamb Noise.

Balloon Kids

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

Office pics on dinner table.

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

'I'd like to return this, please.'

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

I love my family!

A Mix Up Between the Buggy and Lawn Mower.

'But, Mom. Think of all the leftovers he can thankfully eliminate.'

My 5-year-old nephew cut his hair! His mom was so upset until she thought: 'Wait a minute! I just saved 12 bucks!'

"Listen. Nobody's cuter than anyone else! You're all equally cute!"

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

"Where's Waldo? Where's Waldo? Peek-a-boo! There he is!"

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."

'We're playing trampoline, mom.'