Family Fun Enthusiast Pillows

'Don't be embarrassed to ask for help Dad.'

'The following video contains scenes of swearing and violence' - Family holiday

'My Father can beat up your Father!'

Abstract expressionist face painting.

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

Grandma

"Hi-yah!"

"Mom, Dad, sis-I'm not like you. I'm-I'm not a palindrome."

"Sweetheart, could you maybe include the dog?"

Even in a family photograph, the Doberman's remained expressionless, leaving the viewer unsure if they were happy, or about to attack.

"He confessed. Didn't even try to make up an excuse or blame someone else. I was far more creative at his age."

'Well, if you won't take us to the circus - Can we have a barbeque?'

"Shhhhh...they're in here somewhere. Dad's always talking about the cookies in his computer."

'Mom, dad, happy new year!'

'I told him money wouldn't make him happy and he said, 'Prove it.' That put an end to that dialogue.'

'...Couldn't you just get pictures for your desk?'

Bouncer at the door of family reunion.

'The Murrays seem like a close knit family.'

'Sorry about the delay with your breakfast mam...but when the Firefighters leave I will be back on track.'

"Grandpa's like a self-parking car, but instead of at the curb, Grandpa parks in front of the TV."

"Nice try, Dear, but I do not have to recuse myself because I'm your mother."

"Don't you want to have parents who can brag about their children?"

Descent Into The Maelstrom

"You can't send me to bed now - now when events are breaking so fast."

Co-habitat

Fall Break

Parents everywhere: There's no shelter in place.

Geder Reveal Party

"Timmy! Timmy! Timmy! Timmy!"

"Washington crosses the Mrs."

Young girl at her Grandmother's

Boy about to poke a man from behid with a stick after having seen a pantomime

The docile husband.

"We all chipped in and got you some thank you cards."

'Are we there yet?'