Family Adventure Aficionado Pillows

"Frankly, I don't think I could hear the "Call of the Wild" over the wife's nagging and the kids' howls..."

"Hi-yah!"

Duck Hunt

No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

Lamb Noise.

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

"Listen. Nobody's cuter than anyone else! You're all equally cute!"

I love my family!

'I mean...'

'We're playing trampoline, mom.'

"We'll get there when we get there!"

Mother's Love

"Getting dark, Sweetie. Better text Mom you love her."

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

It's a Boy

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

'I think babies grow in a mommy's tummy and adopted babies grow in a mommy's heart.'

'Are we there yet?'

'...Couldn't you just get pictures for your desk?'

'I'll take a glassfull and he'll take a bowlfull!'

'They're a very successful family.'

"That's mine. No, wait - I have one that looks just like that."

Skateboard

"It's cheaper than coach, and he gets more legroom."

"Going to the beach...together as a family! That's what memories are made of! When we get back from this trip, you'll remember it fondly."

Abstract expressionist face painting.

'See, Dad. I told you these gummy worms would work.'

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

'You wash and I'll dry.'

"How could you forget where you buried dad. You do know he has the car keys in his pocket?"

"Yes, "breeding like rabbits" is often used in a pejorative sense. The truth is, we don't care as we love having kids..."