Family Adventure Aficionado Gifts

"Frankly, I don't think I could hear the "Call of the Wild" over the wife's nagging and the kids' howls..."

"Hi-yah!"

No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

Duck Hunt

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

Lamb Noise.

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

I love my family!

"Listen. Nobody's cuter than anyone else! You're all equally cute!"

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

'I mean...'

'We're playing trampoline, mom.'

It's a Boy

"Getting dark, Sweetie. Better text Mom you love her."

Mother's Love

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

"We'll get there when we get there!"

'I think babies grow in a mommy's tummy and adopted babies grow in a mommy's heart.'

'Are we there yet?'

'...Couldn't you just get pictures for your desk?'

Skateboard

"Going to the beach...together as a family! That's what memories are made of! When we get back from this trip, you'll remember it fondly."

"It's cheaper than coach, and he gets more legroom."

'They're a very successful family.'

"That's mine. No, wait - I have one that looks just like that."

'I'll take a glassfull and he'll take a bowlfull!'

Abstract expressionist face painting.

'See, Dad. I told you these gummy worms would work.'

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

"How could you forget where you buried dad. You do know he has the car keys in his pocket?"

"Yes, "breeding like rabbits" is often used in a pejorative sense. The truth is, we don't care as we love having kids..."

I can't believe school's starting back up, Ernie! Yeah. What happened to summer?!!! Well, Frank we played baseball, swam in the lake, visited cousins, picnicked in the park, drank lemonade, rode bikes, went to camp, played video games, ate s'mores, learned magic tricks, caught fireflies, hiked long trails, gazed at stars, made ice cream, rode rides at the fair, built sand castles, read scary books, camped in the yard, watched fireworks, ran races, flew kites, grew vegetables, did chores, wate