Family Fun Enthusiast Gifts

'Don't be embarrassed to ask for help Dad.'

'The following video contains scenes of swearing and violence' - Family holiday

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

'My Father can beat up your Father!'

'Evan, I think your little sister may be trapped in there with you!. . . Jennifer! Are you in there, honey?'

Grandma

Abstract expressionist face painting.

"He confessed. Didn't even try to make up an excuse or blame someone else. I was far more creative at his age."

"Hi-yah!"

Even in a family photograph, the Doberman's remained expressionless, leaving the viewer unsure if they were happy, or about to attack.

Bouncer at the door of family reunion.

'I told him money wouldn't make him happy and he said, 'Prove it.' That put an end to that dialogue.'

Easter bunny drops dirty laundry basket off to his mom.

Welcome to MOMtana

'Sorry about the delay with your breakfast mam...but when the Firefighters leave I will be back on track.'

'Mom, dad, happy new year!'

"Shhhhh...they're in here somewhere. Dad's always talking about the cookies in his computer."

'Well, if you won't take us to the circus - Can we have a barbeque?'

'The Murrays seem like a close knit family.'

"Mom, Dad, sis-I'm not like you. I'm-I'm not a palindrome."

"Sweetheart, could you maybe include the dog?"

'...Couldn't you just get pictures for your desk?'

"Nice try, Dear, but I do not have to recuse myself because I'm your mother."

"Grandpa's like a self-parking car, but instead of at the curb, Grandpa parks in front of the TV."

"Don't worry dear. I won't spoil her anymore than you can afford."

'Hey Dad, how about a game of ispy?'

'Look, Mom. I'm belly dancing.'

Yeah, I'm the middle child, if you count my dad.

I can't believe school's starting back up, Ernie! Yeah. What happened to summer?!!! Well, Frank we played baseball, swam in the lake, visited cousins, picnicked in the park, drank lemonade, rode bikes, went to camp, played video games, ate s'mores, learned magic tricks, caught fireflies, hiked long trails, gazed at stars, made ice cream, rode rides at the fair, built sand castles, read scary books, camped in the yard, watched fireworks, ran races, flew kites, grew vegetables, did chores, wate

"Washington crosses the Mrs."

"Timmy! Timmy! Timmy! Timmy!"

"Isn't that adorable? He learned that in Karate class."

Fall Break

"You can't send me to bed now - now when events are breaking so fast."

Descent Into The Maelstrom