Family Fun Fanatic Pillows

'Hello, Mrs. Horton? Could you please stop by school this afternoon?'

"My baby is not on backwards - your baby is on backwards."

'She's just great with the children.'

"This is nice, but I can't help but think we forgot something."

"Well, I'm thinking about boarding school. Though I'm not sure they accept adults."

"Hi-yah!"

No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

Balloon Kids

Swinging

Lamb Noise.

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

'The kids were so sweet...'

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

'But, Mom. Think of all the leftovers he can thankfully eliminate.'

A Mix Up Between the Buggy and Lawn Mower.

"Listen. Nobody's cuter than anyone else! You're all equally cute!"

I love my family!

"With the current state of the world, it's heartwarming to see kids having good old-fashioned, innocent fun in the snow."

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's having a wardrobe malfunction!'

'She posted her first blog today.'

"I thought it was a strike, Troy—but ask your mother."

It's a Boy

"And this little piggy went – whoa! Where is your fifth little piggy?!"

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."

Mother's Love

"Nice family you’ve got there. Too bad if anything were to happen to them."

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

'We're playing trampoline, mom.'

Family working together

'I think babies grow in a mommy's tummy and adopted babies grow in a mommy's heart.'

'If it 'tells' the time, why do I have to look at it?'

"He looks like you, and he isn't even born yet."