Family Antics Appreciator Pillows

'Now, now, Timmy ... No poison darts at the dinner table.'

Skipping Horse

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

'Bert's dog training.'

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

'Remember me?'

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

'You're supposed to just lick the cone!'

A Tumble Cow

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

"You shouldn't have hypnotised him"

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

"He's starting to flag a bit"

Ta Da!...

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

So, Leo catches me, devours me...wears make up?"

"Dad, will you play judge and tell me if Raymond or Joey is the father of my baby doll?"

"Consider yourself chased."

Fat Kid 31- Pet slug runs amok

"Bah! in my day bands knew how to play their computers properly. Like Kraftwerk"

"He's cooing on the ledge. May I take a message?"

"Nice try, Frank. Mother is still coming for the weekend."

'It's definitely human flu. Sound the alarm!'

Dog executives are in a duel

'Bad boy! Drop the quarterback! Drop him! Drop!!'

And For The Corporate Entertainment You Can Sniff My Bottom.

'We don't do tricks.. because then they'll begin to expect it.'