Domestic Antics Appreciator Pillows

"He's the domesticated kind of werewolf."

Skipping Horse

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

'Bert's dog training.'

Social Distancing Club

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

'Remember me?'

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

'You're supposed to just lick the cone!'

A Tumble Cow

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

"You shouldn't have hypnotised him"

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

Ta Da!...

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

"Oh, how I wish the season would start!"

"What's all this?"

"He's starting to flag a bit"

So, Leo catches me, devours me...wears make up?"

"Consider yourself chased."

Fat Kid 31- Pet slug runs amok

"Life is so much easier since I brought the XL Robovax for Clive."

"He's cooing on the ledge. May I take a message?"

'It's definitely human flu. Sound the alarm!'

Cat playing Golf.

"Nice try, Frank. Mother is still coming for the weekend."

Dog executives are in a duel

'We don't do tricks.. because then they'll begin to expect it.'

"I'll be on the porch, pushing ninety."

The Nose Thief