Domestic Antics Appreciator Gifts

"He's the domesticated kind of werewolf."

Skipping Horse

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

'Bert's dog training.'

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

'Remember me?'

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

'You're supposed to just lick the cone!'

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

A Tumble Cow

"You shouldn't have hypnotised him"

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

Ta Da!...

"He's starting to flag a bit"

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

"What's all this?"

"Oh, how I wish the season would start!"

So, Leo catches me, devours me...wears make up?"

"Life is so much easier since I brought the XL Robovax for Clive."

Fat Kid 31- Pet slug runs amok

"Consider yourself chased."

"He's cooing on the ledge. May I take a message?"

"Nice try, Frank. Mother is still coming for the weekend."

'It's definitely human flu. Sound the alarm!'

Dog executives are in a duel

'Bad boy! Drop the quarterback! Drop him! Drop!!'

And For The Corporate Entertainment You Can Sniff My Bottom.

'We don't do tricks.. because then they'll begin to expect it.'

"I'll be on the porch, pushing ninety."