Dog Antics Appreciator Gifts

'Say, what happened to my plastic popping frog?'

"Begging's not my thing."

Skipping Horse

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

Lactose Intolerant

'Bert's dog training.'

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

"I was almost that last year."

Social Distancing Club

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Cow Blue Arrows

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

Cat and mouse

"Say hello to my little friend."

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

'Remember me?'

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

"What part of 'giddyup' don't you understand?"

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

'You're supposed to just lick the cone!'

A Tumble Cow

You complete me!

'Can I have flies with that'

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

"Clearly I didn't think this through."

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'