Animal Antics Admirer Gifts

When dogs do a Secret Santa.

'Pull...'

"I did it!"

Head in the sand.

'That dog will do anything for a biscuit.'

At last, the movie goers were finally settled and relaxed. However, seconds later, Larry would realize the error of sitting between spooked buffalo and the exit door.

Bear Butt Target

Headless chicken: "Is that all you got?"

The early bird gets the worm; the late mouse gets the cheese.

"The hardest part is admitting you have a problem."

'Innocent' cat eating mouse.

"Now, let's try a Waltz. Don't worry about me though, I'm wearing safety boots..."

Roverdance.

"I've got problems with the IRS. I haven't filed in seven years."

"I'm glad we've got this new tent, Bob. It looks like rain."

'Big deal. I once jumped over the sun.'

Moon Pies.

The Karate Kitten.

"Hey! That's wheat!"

"How long can you stay out here before your toes wrinkle?"

'Now, do we pluck, tar, and re-feather, or just go straight to tar?'

"Of course it's a crafty fag - I'm a fox for christ's sake."

Trample Me.

Snorkeling Elephants

'You can sniff out pet supplies on aisle five.'

'Eddy Penguin? I'm not sure, officer... Can you desctibe him?'

Pig and chicken asking for milk from cow, who replies: 'Sorry, I already gave at the office.'

"Why so tense?"

'$50 each if you help me destroy a brick house...'

"Okay, okay - I'll keep my day job!"

Aaah! We're doomed! She's got the taste for sap!

'This 'homework,' was it done today?'

"It's mine now."

"You're my everything." "You're my world." "You're my can opener."

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."