Animal Antics Lovers Gifts

'One hundred and two? She must be in heat!'

Skipping Horse

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

'Bert's dog training.'

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

"He was a sea rescue."

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

Cow Blue Arrows

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

Penguins flying to igloo birdhouse

Social Distancing Club

Stubborn Horse

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

'Remember me?'

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

"What part of 'giddyup' don't you understand?"

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

'You're supposed to just lick the cone!'

A Tumble Cow

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

'Can I have flies with that'

The Goalkeeper

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'