Animal Antics Aficionado Gifts

Jungle Games

'Your dog's paper trained too, huh?'

The early worm catches the bird.

'Okay...now watch what happens when I extend my claws.'

Lemming meringue pie.

Pet Peeve Store. The place for people who love to complain about their pets.

'I told you kids someone was going to get hurt in a 'food fight'!'

'Mama! Billy's alligator just ate the Monopoly board!'

Dog Training.

'Get Doc Weston and Tell him I have a fever and to come over quick. We have a show to do tonight.' The talking dog goes over to the doctor's house and simply says 'woof'.

'I asked you if you wanted to lick the bowl....not the bull.'

'...and since I'm retiring you should know who's really been CEO all these years.'

Dog Training Academy and the Cat Anarchy Club.

'What did we say about playing dress up?' (pets caught in the act)

Cat taunts dog at intersection.

'Can't play fella, I'm a career cat now...someone has to chew the mail and watch that bird...and that pen ain't gonna fall on the floor on its own!'

"Great, just great! School photos are tomorrow..."

"Serves you right for licking it!"

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

Dog scared by cat.

Bees arresting a honey bear.

"There you go Sir: the salmon will be channelled through this narrow gap now..."

"He's eating the soap, even as we speak."

'After what happened to the cat - I strongly advise not crossing that dotted line.'

"Badges? We don't have to show you no stinkin' badges!"

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

"I just stepped on something squishy!"

"They're not home.."

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

"Yeah, he's been doing this ever since we started feeding him human food."

"Here's your water, locally sourced from the restroom."

"Come on... you love knocking things off the counter!"

'Stop doing walleye pike impressions while we're eating.'

Dog playing snooker/pool.

'Ben, check that catfish bait and see if it's ripe.'