Animal Antics Fanatic Gifts

"Do you or do you not have any wool, and if so, how many bags full?"

Skipping Horse

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

'Bert's dog training.'

"He was a sea rescue."

Social Distancing Club

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

Penguins flying to igloo birdhouse

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Cow Blue Arrows

Stubborn Horse

'Remember me?'

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

"What part of 'giddyup' don't you understand?"

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

'You're supposed to just lick the cone!'

Dog Training Academy and the Cat Anarchy Club.

'Can I have flies with that'

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

Dog ignores angry cat.

A Tumble Cow

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"