Animal Antics Lover Gifts

"You're positive no one will be able to tell the difference?"

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Cat causes an accident by stopping for mouse.

'Will only work for peanuts'

'Somehow Betty escaped the Kitchen and ran to warn the others - no one would listen.'

I blame that randy rooster!

'It's still scanning as a zebra but like you say, it's definitely a horse.'

'Woops, a leak! Not to worry, I'll climb up there and patch the thing.'

'We admire your industriousness, Ken, but you're flooding Human Resources again!'

'Boy I hate children: They sing 'Eeny Meeny Miney Mo' and then catch me by the toe...'

'Gee, I didn't really have to attack that surfer in the red and blue shorts last Thursday...I wasn't that hungry.'

'She saved the best for last!'

Dog walks over a vent and gets hair blown off.

Are you copying my 'moves'?

'Tarzan, will you please tell that damn ape to get lost!'

'Please bow your head and cough. I need to check your hairballs.'

These premises are patrolled by guard dogs.

"My dog chased a squirrel up my pantleg!"

"Do you like this? I made it from scratch!"

"Is that a growl I hear in your voice?"

'This is going to be good. He's sitting on an ant hill.'

'That must be some mouse! Hang on while I get my shotgun.'

"So there you were, trapped in a no-future job."

'Are you sure its a purbred?'

'Let's do the Good Dog, Bad Dog routine.'

'You just stood there and let them put a bell on you? -- What were you THINKING?'

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

Dog Walking on Stilts

Cat makes a dog pound cake with dog cather inside.

Knock hard. I'm home.

Counselor, your last witness bit the bailiff and soiled the witness stand. Wolverines will be wolverines.

"Frank, you idiot! That's a Piñata."

"Hey, Joey, I got good news and bad news. The good news is that you never have to clean out the hamster cage again..."

Birds on a winner's podium

"Oh, him? We went to medical school together."