Animal Antics Enthusiasts Gifts

'I couldn't find any mastodons, and besides, this is a big darn rabbit!'

"Hey! Watch where you're going buddy!"

Cat shot from mouse hole.

'That's strange - he doesn't usually take any notice of the television.'

"You reckon Winterbottom is still in the clutches of that impossible female?"

Skipping Horse

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

'Bert's dog training.'

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

Penguins flying to igloo birdhouse

Social Distancing Club

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

Cow Blue Arrows

"He was a sea rescue."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

Stubborn Horse

'Remember me?'

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

"What part of 'giddyup' don't you understand?"

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

'You're supposed to just lick the cone!'

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

"Clearly I didn't think this through."

The Goalkeeper