Animal Antics Aficionados Gifts

Bull in a China Shop: You break it, you buy it,

Cat flap and mouse hole.

"You're home early."

"He was a sea rescue."

Cat gets drunk from wine spilling into his food bowl.

Litter tray cat.

Raccoon Camp Nights

Skipping Horse

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

'Bert's dog training.'

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

Cow Blue Arrows

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

Social Distancing Club

Penguins flying to igloo birdhouse

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Stubborn Horse

'Remember me?'

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

"What part of 'giddyup' don't you understand?"

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

'You're supposed to just lick the cone!'