Animal Antics Aficionados Gifts

Bull in a China Shop: You break it, you buy it,

Cat flap and mouse hole.

"You're home early."

"He was a sea rescue."

Litter tray cat.

Raccoon Camp Nights

Skipping Horse

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

'Bert's dog training.'

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Cow Blue Arrows

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

Stubborn Horse

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

'Remember me?'

"What part of 'giddyup' don't you understand?"

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

'You're supposed to just lick the cone!'

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

"Clearly I didn't think this through."

'Can I have flies with that'