Animal Amusement Aficionados Gifts

Identity Crisis - cat in dog kennel.

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

Raised by Dogs

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

Cow Blue Arrows

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

"He was a sea rescue."

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

"Congratulations. It's a chick."

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

Children have their campsite ruined by an assortment of farm animals.

"What part of 'giddyup' don't you understand?"

"So when my dad said I couldn't have a dog..."

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

Dog's In Tray and Out Tray

"Here we go again. Look at me everybody....I'm a cloud."

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

"Clearly I didn't think this through."

'Can I have flies with that'

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

Dog Training Academy and the Cat Anarchy Club.

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

"It's nowhere near as far away as we thought!"

Separation

Kid tows his large dog in wagon with 'wide load' sign.

"Oh just ignore him!...he always shows off when we have visitors!"

'Like you, I don't know why they feed us every day, but as long as they do it, I'll stay...'

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

'Grrrr....'

"Don't make me send in the bad cat."