Pet Lover's Amusement Gifts

'That's when he tries to sound like Pavorotti. Now here's how he sounds when he hits his finger with a hammer...'

A crowd of happy pet owners.

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Kid tows his large dog in wagon with 'wide load' sign.

Dog owner sees pet reading book, 'How to train your owner'.

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

'Click it or ticket.'

"Now this is a dog park!"

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

'Who's best friend are you?'

"Do you think those sounds they make are some primitive attempt to communicate with each other?"

"I love to watch cat videos on the internet!"

'I'm sick and tired of begging!'

'If we build it, they will come.'

'Good boy. That's better than the others, but still too long. For playing fetch, I prefer a shorter stick, shaped like that, without bark or moss, and not quite as heavy.'

"I only know 'Sit' and 'Stay.' "

BONK!, 'He's not the brightest cat I've ever seen.'

'I'll be darn lad when your mail-order waders get here!'

"See. I told you they have Roomba Rodeos when we're gone."

"C'mon, one more throw!"

'Journey of self-discovery' Dog realizes he can make his leg move when he scratches.

'Time out!... Scooper!!'

"I bark and bark non-stop, and then they come home. It works everytime."

Mixing Duty with Pleasure

"You know what I love? Rolling in dead squirrel." "Oh, my God, yes! How about peeing on the floor at Petco?!" "Wait, wait–what's the farthest distance either of you have rubbed your butt across a carpet?!"

'In my opinion the three pigs did their share of huffing and puffing.'

'Oh, so when you said wear a...Ok, now I get it.'

"I'm going to demonstrate how dogs are stealth ninjas in the dark. See how I move silently....."

"What?"

PlayDog.

Hunting Wolves For Fun/500 Ways to cook Mutton.

Identity Crisis - cat in dog kennel.

'They get along beautifully. The dog thinks he's a cat, and the cat thinks she's a dog.'

"Let's see... I think we'll ignore our food, lick ourselves, then knock these flowers onto the floor."