Pet Entertainment Gifts

"Now this is a dog park!"

A crowd of happy pet owners.

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

"But this time, Lucky, when I throw the ball... you bring it back!"

"She's all over YouTube."

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

"You're missing the whole gestalt of Frisbee!"

Kid tows his large dog in wagon with 'wide load' sign.

'Now cut that out!'

'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

Dog Love.

Doggy-3D

'Who's best friend are you?'

"He's a rescue, and before that he was in Vaudeville."

"No squirrel, but I found Jimmy Hoffa."

"I can't hear you. Are you playing with the dog again?"

Child plays football with his dog,football eventually squashes his dog

"I love to watch cat videos on the internet!"

"Want to see me make him beg, roll over and shake?"

"These days, I don't eat homework. I just install ransomware."

'I'm sick and tired of begging!'

Hang Time Fido

BONK!, 'He's not the brightest cat I've ever seen.'

"Okay, I admit it. You are a good dog."

"It's my birthday. How about a free drink?"

101 uses of a dead cat: bagpipe

Online Dog Dating

'Why do they refuse to drink water out of a bowl that's been left out for two hours, but go gaga over toilet water?'

'Beware of Dog' sign next to accordion-playing canine.

Cats and boxes...BOXES!

'Doing tricks is a slippery slope.'

'Time out!... Scooper!!'