Pet Play Gifts

Tiny dog catches frisbee that spins him around in circles.

A crowd of happy pet owners.

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

'Super Dog'

Mittens is challenged by the string.

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

"But this time, Lucky, when I throw the ball... you bring it back!"

Kid tows his large dog in wagon with 'wide load' sign.

"It's exhausting trying to keep him from throwing away perfectly good sticks."

The Karate Kitten.

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

"Now this is a dog park!"

Pet Pony

'Click it or ticket.'

K9 Literati.

'He's hoping to get out on appeal.'

Dog Love.

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

'I thought this was a documentary about animal cruelty.'

Doggy-3D

"You say you're flossing, but I'm scraping off a lot of tennis ball fuzz."

"It's just until he gets over his laryngitis."

"What do you mean you've got the dog house-trained?"

"Here's your water, locally sourced from the restroom."