Playing With Pets Gifts

'Doing tricks is a slippery slope.'

'I can't play with you today. I have to show my owner how to change the oil in his BMW. It's a curse being a smart breed.'

"I thought you were teaching him to fetch, not kvetch."

"I can't hear you. Are you playing with the dog again?"

"We were at the park and he kept on pretending to throw the ball then hiding it behind his back: After a while, I lost it!"

'Help!'

Child plays football with his dog,football eventually squashes his dog

'Twine's nice, but I prefer yarn.'

'Why does this crazy human keep throwing away my stick?'

'Don't chase it - You don't know where it's been.'

"But this time, Lucky, when I throw the ball... you bring it back!"

Dog Love.

'Anytime you're ready for a game, he's ready.'

'Say, didn't I let you in not over five minutes ago?'

'Why does he look so exhausted?'

"Oh, ignore that. Penny likes to play with laser pointers."

Cats...

"Hey, stupid, what's up? What are you reading? Let's go for a walk, play with me, cook some food—how can you just sit there?! I adore you!"

A crowd of happy pet owners.

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

Mittens is challenged by the string.

Tiny dog catches frisbee that spins him around in circles.

'Super Dog'

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

"Are you happy with your current ball?"