Pet Play Enthusiast Gifts

'Time out!... Scooper!!'

Pet owners know that special relationship between a dog and his ball.

"Pick me!"

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

Canine Companion

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

Tiny dog catches frisbee that spins him around in circles.

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

"Did you get my tweet?"

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

"He's already getting attached to you."

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

Couple sitting in living room reading books while dog reads a book with a cat shaped cover.

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

Love Conquers All

"He was a sea rescue."

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

Pets.

"Look. They say sit, you sit. They say roll over, you roll over. Where's the prob?"

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

"If you can’t beat ’em, roll around in their decaying carcass."