Pet Playtime Enthusiast Gifts

"I'm going to demonstrate how dogs are stealth ninjas in the dark. See how I move silently....."

"Pick me!"

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

Canine Companion

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Tiny dog catches frisbee that spins him around in circles.

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

"He's already getting attached to you."

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

Love Conquers All

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

"Did you get my tweet?"

"He was a sea rescue."

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

Couple sitting in living room reading books while dog reads a book with a cat shaped cover.

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

Pets.

"Look. They say sit, you sit. They say roll over, you roll over. Where's the prob?"

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

Author's Bio-diversity.

"She's a miniature."