Pet Fun Enthusiast Gifts

"I love to watch cat videos on the internet!"

"Pick me!"

A crowd of happy pet owners.

Welcome to the Team

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

Canine Companion

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

"He was a sea rescue."

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

Love Conquers All

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

"Did you get my tweet?"

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

Couple sitting in living room reading books while dog reads a book with a cat shaped cover.

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

"He's already getting attached to you."

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

Pets.

"Look. They say sit, you sit. They say roll over, you roll over. Where's the prob?"

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

Author's Bio-diversity.

"She's a miniature."

"The video of you eating my $700 John Varvatos got 300 'likes.'"