Pet Fun Enthusiast Pillows

"I love to watch cat videos on the internet!"

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"Pick me!"

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

Canine Companion

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

Welcome to the Team

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

"Did you get my tweet?"

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

Love Conquers All

"He was a sea rescue."

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

Couple sitting in living room reading books while dog reads a book with a cat shaped cover.

"He's already getting attached to you."

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

Pets.

"Look. They say sit, you sit. They say roll over, you roll over. Where's the prob?"

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

"If you can’t beat ’em, roll around in their decaying carcass."

"She's a miniature."

Author's Bio-diversity.