Pet Playtime Enthusiast Pillows

"I'm going to demonstrate how dogs are stealth ninjas in the dark. See how I move silently....."

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"Pick me!"

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

Canine Companion

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

"Did you get my tweet?"

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

Love Conquers All

"He was a sea rescue."

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

Couple sitting in living room reading books while dog reads a book with a cat shaped cover.

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

"He's already getting attached to you."

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

Pets.

"Look. They say sit, you sit. They say roll over, you roll over. Where's the prob?"

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

"If you can’t beat ’em, roll around in their decaying carcass."

"She's a miniature."