Pet Playtime Pillows

"I borrowed it from my neighbor, he's a big tennis guy."

A crowd of happy pet owners.

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

"But this time, Lucky, when I throw the ball... you bring it back!"

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

Kid tows his large dog in wagon with 'wide load' sign.

"Now this is a dog park!"

Dog Love.

Doggy-3D

"No squirrel, but I found Jimmy Hoffa."

Headshot of perky dog.

When dogs appear to be deep in thought.

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

"I can't hear you. Are you playing with the dog again?"

Child plays football with his dog,football eventually squashes his dog

"I love to watch cat videos on the internet!"

BONK!, 'He's not the brightest cat I've ever seen.'

"C'mon, one more throw!"

Online Dog Dating

'Doing tricks is a slippery slope.'

'Time out!... Scooper!!'

"I thought you were teaching him to fetch, not kvetch."

"Oh, ignore that. Penny likes to play with laser pointers."

'Why does this crazy human keep throwing away my stick?'

Walking the dog

"We were at the park and he kept on pretending to throw the ball then hiding it behind his back: After a while, I lost it!"

'Rubber pork chops. Excellent choice, Sir. With or without squeakers?'

"I'm going to demonstrate how dogs are stealth ninjas in the dark. See how I move silently....."

"Hey, stupid, what's up? What are you reading? Let's go for a walk, play with me, cook some food—how can you just sit there?! I adore you!"

'I think Bruno has discovered bitches.'