Puppy Playtime Pillows

A Loyal Dog's Escape From The Parking Meter.

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

Barks in code.

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

"Then he suggested we go to a leash optional beach."

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

"No you, he called you a lap dog."

Dog Sees Only Food

'Bad dog, stop doing the crossword.'

Headshot of perky dog.

"I hate it when he gets all Robin Williamsy."

'I can't come out to play, I have to help my owner work on his bike. Sometimes it sucks being a smart breed.'

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

'Okay, okay! You can have a lick of my sucker.'

Child in toy car being pulled by a dog

Obedience School - Scratch Before Entering.

'It certainly sounds like a fantastic offer, but I'm not supposed to answer the phone.'

Dogs and humans greet each other.

"I'm not sure if my name is sit, stay, or get off the couch!"

In the dog park

'Doing tricks is a slippery slope.'

'Instead of teaching me useless tricks like rolling over and fetching, how about teaching me to ride that motorcycle of yours?'

'We double-dog dare you.'

'If Jimmy can't come out and play, can his little puppy?'