Puppy Playtime Expert Pillows

"Trust me, you would make a great soccer player if only you could control your urge to bite the ball..."

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

"Then he suggested we go to a leash optional beach."

Dog enjoying a sniffathon.

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

'They give you a lot of treats while they're training you, so play dumb for as long as you can.'

'Bad dog, stop doing the crossword.'

"I hate it when he gets all Robin Williamsy."

Doggy Bites

'I can't come out to play, I have to help my owner work on his bike. Sometimes it sucks being a smart breed.'

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

Headshot of perky dog.

Child in toy car being pulled by a dog

"C'mon, one more throw!"

'It certainly sounds like a fantastic offer, but I'm not supposed to answer the phone.'

'Doing tricks is a slippery slope.'

'Instead of teaching me useless tricks like rolling over and fetching, how about teaching me to ride that motorcycle of yours?'

"I borrowed it from my neighbor, he's a big tennis guy."

"Take this stuffed rabbit and chase it twice a day."

Walking the dog

"He out does himself because he thinks that we're playing a game."

"I'm going to demonstrate how dogs are stealth ninjas in the dark. See how I move silently....."

"Don't worry, he won't hurt you intentionally."

"OK, ten minute break. Stretch your legs, lap some water, nibble some chow..."

"Bad dog!"

'I think Bruno has discovered bitches.'