Puppy Playtime Promoter Pillows

"Then he suggested we go to a leash optional beach."

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Tiny dog catches frisbee that spins him around in circles.

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

"...do they teach manners at obedience school?"

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

"If you don't make up your mind who's taking me out, I'll do it right here."

Dog enjoying a sniffathon.

You thought YOU hated YOUR job?

Headshot of perky dog.

Doggy Bites

Employment Dept. Fill Out Job Applications Here. This application form has too much space for "work experience" and not enough for "leisure activities."

"House training's not so bad - you soon get used to it and, if you play your cards right, you'll get lots of treats."

'This wouldn't have happened if you'd played catch with me more.'

"Last chance — where’s the wet food?"

"I-800-DOGYLAW"

'Instead of teaching me useless tricks like rolling over and fetching, how about teaching me to ride that motorcycle of yours?'

"The circus was good but as 'Jo Jo, the dogged faced attorney', I'm making a killing."

Walking the dog

Cats-can-sell anything advertising agency.

'He's got laryngitis. I'll have to speak for him.'

"Okay, the first rule of rolling in s***e club is no one talks about rolling in s***e club."

''Woof, Woof, Woof.' You call that a blog entry?'

"And she smells great!"

William felt out of place in the dog obedience school.

At a mansion with a doorman a dog and cat have their own little doors with their own little doormen.

'I think Bruno has discovered bitches.'

"Bad dog!"

'Outside, they let me off the leash only to fetch the paper. It's sort of a work-release program.'

'And this is Mr Blagstock our chief salesman.'

My other dog is a Great Dane.

"Rusty go out? Rusty play fetch? Rusty Catch Frisbee?"

"They're so obsessed with that dog that it has its own web-site!"

"They keep asking me, 'Who's a good boy? Who's a good boy?' How should I know?"