Puppy Playtime Promoter Prints

"Then he suggested we go to a leash optional beach."

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

"...do they teach manners at obedience school?"

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

"If you don't make up your mind who's taking me out, I'll do it right here."

You thought YOU hated YOUR job?

Dog enjoying a sniffathon.

Doggy Bites

Headshot of perky dog.

'This wouldn't have happened if you'd played catch with me more.'

"House training's not so bad - you soon get used to it and, if you play your cards right, you'll get lots of treats."

"Last chance — where’s the wet food?"

"I-800-DOGYLAW"

'Instead of teaching me useless tricks like rolling over and fetching, how about teaching me to ride that motorcycle of yours?'

'He's got laryngitis. I'll have to speak for him.'

Cats-can-sell anything advertising agency.

Walking the dog

"The circus was good but as 'Jo Jo, the dogged faced attorney', I'm making a killing."

''Woof, Woof, Woof.' You call that a blog entry?'

"And she smells great!"

William felt out of place in the dog obedience school.

At a mansion with a doorman a dog and cat have their own little doors with their own little doormen.

'I think Bruno has discovered bitches.'

"Bad dog!"

'Outside, they let me off the leash only to fetch the paper. It's sort of a work-release program.'

'And this is Mr Blagstock our chief salesman.'

My other dog is a Great Dane.

"Rusty go out? Rusty play fetch? Rusty Catch Frisbee?"

"They're so obsessed with that dog that it has its own web-site!"

"They keep asking me, 'Who's a good boy? Who's a good boy?' How should I know?"

"Trust me, you would make a great soccer player if only you could control your urge to bite the ball..."