Puppy Promoter Pillows

''Woof, Woof, Woof.' You call that a blog entry?'

"I-800-DOGYLAW"

"I remember a time when not everything was about the puppies."

You thought YOU hated YOUR job?

"For the sake of not being redundant, your honor, I feel that one 'bad dog' is sufficient."

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

"...do they teach manners at obedience school?"

Marv was trying to teach Rufus how to be a REAL retriever.

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

"Then he suggested we go to a leash optional beach."

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

"… She's simply asking that you no longer refer to her as 'the dog.'"

'I understand you don't have a resume but you do have your pedigree papers?'

'Trouble is, he rubbed my nose in it'

"Forget George, he scarfs down everything in sight. Aunt Rose and Grandma are good for slipping us a slice. Most important, the kids are sloppy. We're bound to find some juicy scraps under their chairs. Stay alert!"

"Last chance — where’s the wet food?"

"House training's not so bad - you soon get used to it and, if you play your cards right, you'll get lots of treats."

"Is that one of those brandy dogs?"

What they're thinking.

Ventriloquist Speech Therapy.

'I'm afraid to ask.'

Preschools for Dogs

'He's got laryngitis. I'll have to speak for him.'

Cats-can-sell anything advertising agency.

"The circus was good but as 'Jo Jo, the dogged faced attorney', I'm making a killing."

'The man at the shelter promised he doesn't bark at all.'

"And she smells great!"

"While your resumé said one thing it's come to our attention that labradors actually shed quite a bit."

William felt out of place in the dog obedience school.

At a mansion with a doorman a dog and cat have their own little doors with their own little doormen.

"Nobody seconds, now sit down and shut up."

"I'm the result of a one-night-stand my father had with pea-hen."

"Not THAT sort of begging..!"

'And this is Mr Blagstock our chief salesman.'

"They're so obsessed with that dog that it has its own web-site!"