Puppy Patrons Pillows

"...do they teach manners at obedience school?"

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

"Then he suggested we go to a leash optional beach."

Balloon dog training

You thought YOU hated YOUR job?

'They had three puppies and four kids before me: It's almost impossible to find a piece of furniture that hasn't been chewed on...'

'Who's best friend are you?'

'Oh my God, dog biscuits are down!'

'I'd like a puppy who's cute, playful, and can shoulder a lot of blame.'

"Thanks for walking me home."

'Let's do the Good Dog, Bad Dog routine.'

"Last chance — where’s the wet food?"

"Miss Sadie did remember several pets in her will."

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

Buster got religion in the pound and now works with other bad dogs.

"I can't help the fact he's fallen in love with the barmaids poodle."

Village Pet Shop.

'I'm afraid to ask.'

'No, you may NOT see a menu.'

"I-800-DOGYLAW"

'I gave Amy Tilly a box of candy, and she's going to be my valentine until it's gone.'

"We should get together sometime and pee on things."

"We've got to get him some bones...this is the third TV remote Lucky's buried this week!"

"The circus was good but as 'Jo Jo, the dogged faced attorney', I'm making a killing."

''Woof, Woof, Woof.' You call that a blog entry?'

'The man at the shelter promised he doesn't bark at all.'

"And she smells great!"

William felt out of place in the dog obedience school.

"They're so obsessed with that dog that it has its own web-site!"

'Greg, if your cell phone was set to vibrate, I think I've located it.'

Dog with sign at pet shop - 'Has Fleas'.

'Now you know why I piddle in his water dish.'

"Not THAT sort of begging..!"