Puppy Patrons Gifts

"...do they teach manners at obedience school?"

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

"Then he suggested we go to a leash optional beach."

Balloon dog training

You thought YOU hated YOUR job?

'Who's best friend are you?'

'They had three puppies and four kids before me: It's almost impossible to find a piece of furniture that hasn't been chewed on...'

'Oh my God, dog biscuits are down!'

"Miss Sadie did remember several pets in her will."

'Let's do the Good Dog, Bad Dog routine.'

"Last chance — where’s the wet food?"

"Thanks for walking me home."

We decided that a puppy would be good practice before having a baby.

'I'd like a puppy who's cute, playful, and can shoulder a lot of blame.'

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

Buster got religion in the pound and now works with other bad dogs.

Village Pet Shop.

"I can't help the fact he's fallen in love with the barmaids poodle."

"I-800-DOGYLAW"

'I'm afraid to ask.'

'No, you may NOT see a menu.'

'I gave Amy Tilly a box of candy, and she's going to be my valentine until it's gone.'

"We've got to get him some bones...this is the third TV remote Lucky's buried this week!"

"We should get together sometime and pee on things."

"The circus was good but as 'Jo Jo, the dogged faced attorney', I'm making a killing."

''Woof, Woof, Woof.' You call that a blog entry?'

'The man at the shelter promised he doesn't bark at all.'

William felt out of place in the dog obedience school.

"And she smells great!"

'Now you know why I piddle in his water dish.'

Dog with sign at pet shop - 'Has Fleas'.

"They're so obsessed with that dog that it has its own web-site!"

'Greg, if your cell phone was set to vibrate, I think I've located it.'