Puppy Love Patrons Gifts

'I gave Amy Tilly a box of candy, and she's going to be my valentine until it's gone.'

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

Jr. cloning kit

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

"...do they teach manners at obedience school?"

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

A Dog's Food Pyramid.

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

"Who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks?"

'Sure, he acts like he's into you now, but, trust me...he's only interested in one thing.'

Puppies

New Year's Eve party for dogs

Dog Calenders.

'Oh there you are...you naughty girl! What have you been up to this time?'

'I hear you can tell how big they will get by the size of their feet.'

"Don’t worry, girl. I’m working on our ‘no puppy left behind.’"

A Midwestern Disaster Film.

Little girl shows her dog her shiny shoes.

'Say... I just had no idea the red haired freckled dutchmen were so good with kids!'

"She's a golden retriever...I've always had a thing for blondes!"

'Smart? This dog can bark in five different languages!'

'The dog wants to come home with us, mom!'

"I see a couch."

"That was a great kiss, Joey...but can I have my gum back please?"

"Who's my perfect little excuse to leave social functions? You are, yes you are."

(No caption. Two primary school girls are wearing shirts with one being Hello Kitty and the other Hello Puppy. The girl wearing the Hello Puppy shirt wears torn clothes.)

Puppy and Elephant Selfie

"We'll take him."

"What's worse, that or this?"

"All By Myself, Dad?"

K-9 Garten