Puppy Love Patrons Gifts

'I gave Amy Tilly a box of candy, and she's going to be my valentine until it's gone.'

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

Jr. cloning kit

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

"...do they teach manners at obedience school?"

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

Puppies

"Who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks?"

New Year's Eve party for dogs

"Don’t worry, girl. I’m working on our ‘no puppy left behind.’"

'Oh there you are...you naughty girl! What have you been up to this time?'

'I hear you can tell how big they will get by the size of their feet.'

'Say... I just had no idea the red haired freckled dutchmen were so good with kids!'

Little girl shows her dog her shiny shoes.

'Smart? This dog can bark in five different languages!'

A Midwestern Disaster Film.

"She's a golden retriever...I've always had a thing for blondes!"

'The dog wants to come home with us, mom!'

"I see a couch."

"Who's my perfect little excuse to leave social functions? You are, yes you are."

K-9 Garten

"What's worse, that or this?"

Puppy and Elephant Selfie

'Who's best friend are you?'

"All By Myself, Dad?"

"That was a great kiss, Joey...but can I have my gum back please?"