Puppy Love Enthusiasts Gifts

Dogs Leave Romantic Imprint in the Sand.

"Who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks?"

"Pick me!"

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

Jr. cloning kit

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

Obedience School Graduation

Dogma

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

"It's a boy, ... and two girls, then another boy, another girl, and there more boys."

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

A Dog's Food Pyramid.

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

Puppies

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

"If I adopt you, you're going to have to wake me up and walk me twice a day."

A Change of Scene.

'Sure, he acts like he's into you now, but, trust me...he's only interested in one thing.'

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

"We're going to pay for your obedience school but after that you're on your own."

Dogs

Puppy.

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'