Puppy Love Aficionado Gifts

You had me at sit and stay.

"For goodness sake Dad, he's not a hippy: He's an Afghan Greyhound!"

"Wanna stop at my place and recharge your laptop after school?"

Dogs

"Pick me!"

Welcome to the Team

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Jr. cloning kit

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

Obedience School Graduation

Dogma

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

"It's a boy, ... and two girls, then another boy, another girl, and there more boys."

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

A Dog's Food Pyramid.

'Relax, sir. He's a Border Colie - smartest of all breeds!'

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

Puppies

"If I adopt you, you're going to have to wake me up and walk me twice a day."

"Who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks?"

'Sure, he acts like he's into you now, but, trust me...he's only interested in one thing.'

A Change of Scene.

"We're going to pay for your obedience school but after that you're on your own."