Puppy Aficionado Gifts

Puppy.

"Pick me!"

Welcome to the Team

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

Jr. cloning kit

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

Dogma

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

Literary Canines.

"It's a boy, ... and two girls, then another boy, another girl, and there more boys."

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

'Tell your boss we represent an independent watchdog committee.'

'They sure have small litters.'

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

"He's fond of garlic, so his bark is much worse than his bite."

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

'Relax, sir. He's a Border Colie - smartest of all breeds!'

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

"We're going to pay for your obedience school but after that you're on your own."

Puppies

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

A Change of Scene.