Pet Aficionado Gifts

Fish bowl 1 "The weed keeps me sane man"

'No, nothing permanent. Just maybe spend a little less time together each day, that's all.'

'Relax, sir. He's a Border Colie - smartest of all breeds!'

"Next door's Python has escaped. I hope it doesn't eat Tiddles, Dear....Dear?!"

'Welcome to the first Transition Town Barking Reskilling Group meeting. We face a difficult task. We are old dogs, and these will be new tricks...

Labrador Collie Cross

The Ninth Wonder of the World - The Great Mongrel of Manchu

This here's my kitty! I call er Whiskers!

'Byt the way, what have you been eating? Because your crap tastes like crap!'

Cat scratches dog's car.

'Phil, will you whistle for Marmaduke so I can get my chair back?'

'Where does Doctor Davis practice?...'

A dog is sat behind a desk, his name plate says 'top dog.'

Dog driving and man leaning out of open window.

Man's best friend - Man's worst friend - Man's only friend.

"Unlike the case for dogs, the people that cats own don't grow to look like them. I mean, seriously, what human could look as good as this?"

"Maybe we should just go ahead and have a kid."

"Don't worry dear, he won't put him to sleep. There's still plenty of money to be made from us yet."

The differences between dogs

Catwoman with a cat carrier.

"What I believe is that it was fate that brought me here and that we will be best friends forever!"

"Yes, chasing balls and sticks may be dumb, but it is no dumber than chasing laser-pointer dots..."

"Hey! If he gets an emotional support animal, then I do too!"

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

Welcome to the Team

"Of course cats are brighter than dogs. You'd never get them to pull a heavy sledge."

'Look, mom! They ran out of trick or treat candy, so they gave us these kittens!'

'Let's get one thing straight, Bowser, I got you for protection, not companionship.'

'...and how much experience have you of sushi making?'

'I miss the days when disputes would resolve themselves in the tabloids.'

How to Make a Cat go Woof.

Turtle/tortoise

"Seven, eight, nine, ten..."

"Just keep reminding yourself that canned is better than dry."

"What they hell are we looking at."