Doggy Aficionado Gifts

-"Just look at him, he loves me." -"Jesus, you're such a dick-head."

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"Pick me!"

"Why do they do that?"

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

Barks in code.

"Quick, start the car!"

Brian was very proud of his dog.

'Fetch.'

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

Welcome to the Team

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

'Super Dog'

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.