Doggy Aficionado Gifts

-"Just look at him, he loves me." -"Jesus, you're such a dick-head."

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"Pick me!"

"Why do they do that?"

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

"Quick, start the car!"

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Barks in code.

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

'Fetch.'

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

Welcome to the Team

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

'Super Dog'

Dog walking Human.

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"