Doggie Enthusiast Gifts

"Let's try it again. This time with a tad less mania."

RING! RING! RING!: 'Not the cell phone AGAIN!'

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"Pick me!"

"Why do they do that?"

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

Barks in code.

Brian was very proud of his dog.

'Fetch.'

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"Quick, start the car!"

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

"Now I really hate poetry."

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

Foster failure