Doggie Enthusiast Gifts

"Let's try it again. This time with a tad less mania."

RING! RING! RING!: 'Not the cell phone AGAIN!'

"Pick me!"

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"Why do they do that?"

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

Brian was very proud of his dog.

'Fetch.'

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

"Quick, start the car!"

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

Barks in code.

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"Now I really hate poetry."

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

Dog walking Human.

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"