Canine Enthusiast Gifts

"What I like most about being a dog is all the free time."

Taking the dog for a walk.

Walking Tours of New York

"I was a dog in a previous life, but I came back as a god."

'Does your dog bite?' 'Oh, please, please, please, boss, let me handle this one!'

"My advice is to learn all the tricks you can while you're young."

"I can't explain it. I see that guy coming up the walkway and I go postal."

'Now what?'

When dogs do a Secret Santa.

'What? You want something? It has something to do with your food dish? Darn, I wish dogs could talk!'

'Sit!'

'Your resume is quite impressive. However, I'm a little concerned about you biting your last 4 bosses.'

'How did you train him so well?'

'We have these 'endless' staff meetings, Shirley, because I enjoy working in a pack.'

'Early Signs of Spring #4: Your dog...'

'You certainly know how to train gun dogs, Al.'

'Your voice says 'no' but your tail says 'yes'.'

"They all look like ankles."

"He's very persuasive ... "

A dog flying a small plane.

'I think the dog wants to go for a walk.'

"It's not fair. . . thoe cute puppy videos set an impossible standard the rest of us have to live up to!"

'Upper Jaw: Canine tooth, canine tooth... Lower Jaw: Canine tooth, canine tooth...'

"Skip the blow by blow. Just condense it into a couple of barks."

"You lick, I'll dry."

"Now watch this, bark recognition."

'My personal trainer, massage therapists, hair stylist and chef.'

Dog to dog: 'Homework is an acquired taste.'

The Clipping

Dogs instinct

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

Bone Loss In Dogs.

"Don't worry, he won't hurt you intentionally."

Dog show success

Dog steals the throne.