Canine Enthusiast Gifts

"What I like most about being a dog is all the free time."

Taking the dog for a walk.

Walking Tours of New York

"I was a dog in a previous life, but I came back as a god."

'Does your dog bite?' 'Oh, please, please, please, boss, let me handle this one!'

"My advice is to learn all the tricks you can while you're young."

"I can't explain it. I see that guy coming up the walkway and I go postal."

'Now what?'

'I'm sorry, does that say $777? It should be $111. I mistakenly calculated your bill in dog dollars.'

When dogs do a Secret Santa.

'What? You want something? It has something to do with your food dish? Darn, I wish dogs could talk!'

'Your resume is quite impressive. However, I'm a little concerned about you biting your last 4 bosses.'

'Sit!'

'How did you train him so well?'

'We have these 'endless' staff meetings, Shirley, because I enjoy working in a pack.'

'Your voice says 'no' but your tail says 'yes'.'

'Early Signs of Spring #4: Your dog...'

'You certainly know how to train gun dogs, Al.'

"Try to relax..."

"Skip the blow by blow. Just condense it into a couple of barks."

'Upper Jaw: Canine tooth, canine tooth... Lower Jaw: Canine tooth, canine tooth...'

'I think the dog wants to go for a walk.'

"He's very persuasive ... "

"Now watch this, bark recognition."

'My personal trainer, massage therapists, hair stylist and chef.'

"It's not fair. . . thoe cute puppy videos set an impossible standard the rest of us have to live up to!"

Dog to dog: 'Homework is an acquired taste.'

"They all look like ankles."

A dog flying a small plane.

"You lick, I'll dry."

When dogs no longer have delivery trucks to chase...

DOGodorants

'Yes, you're going to be neutered and no, I will not get a second opinion.'

"He suffers from bone loss. He can't remember where he buries them."

'How long has what been going on?'