Canine Sports Enthusiast Gifts

Dog Figure Skating

"Why do they do that?"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

'Fetch.'

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Brian was very proud of his dog.

"Quick, start the car!"

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

Barks in code.

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

'Super Dog'

Foster failure

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

"Three more years of high school."

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Dog walking Human.