Canine Care Enthusiast Gifts

'Yes, we DO have a special price for breeders. Ten percent more than anybody else!"

"I really don't mind having my nails clipped, but I'm too easy, she'll think she can brush my teeth."

"Oh, look at this one—it offers grooming and inside and outside runs."

'Got to raise the price of dog food again! Income's down from last year."

'This is NOT to be taken with toilet water.'

"He's a hypochondriac."

"Pick me!"

"Why do they do that?"

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

'Fetch.'

"Quick, start the car!"

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Barks in code.

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

Foster failure