Puppy Care Enthusiast Gifts

"We need to talk about your diet."

"Pick me!"

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

Jr. cloning kit

Dog lover

Bathing the dog

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

Obedience School Graduation

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

Oh yeh? Well at least he doesn't get fleas.

Dogma

'Of course he can do tricks...it's just he's got a bad memory.'

"It's a boy, ... and two girls, then another boy, another girl, and there more boys."

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

'I don't understand: I lick the plates clean, but Mistress still puts them in the dishwasher afterwards...'

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

A Dog's Food Pyramid.

Puppies

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

'Quick, I'll give you a piggyback ride home, otherwise, we'll get in trouble for being late...'

A Change of Scene.

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

"If I adopt you, you're going to have to wake me up and walk me twice a day."