Puppy Care Gifts

"Yes, I'm talking to you. I believe you're the only Sparky in the house."

Bathing the dog

'He chews things.'

Dog lover

"Out! Damned Spot!"

'Spoiled Rotten!'

'Smart? This dog can bark in five different languages!'

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

'My, my, Ben, look what our neighbor has brought you for Father's Day.'

'Of course he can do tricks...it's just he's got a bad memory.'

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"It's none of my business, but isn't your dog a bit pampered?"

"You the guy with the puppies for sale?"

"House training's not so bad - you soon get used to it and, if you play your cards right, you'll get lots of treats."

"Class, let's welcome Rex to our Puppy-School program: Rex is joining us as a mature student..."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

Polly txt speak

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Pick me!"

A crowd of happy pet owners.

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

"No no, I said sit!!"

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"Foster failure"

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

Dog Walking Services

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay