Puppy Nurturing Gifts

"You don't sit and beg. You make THEM sit and beg."

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

"No no, I said sit!!"

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

Love a Mutt

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

Dog lover

Bathing the dog

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

Canine Scentipede

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

"Congratulations! It's a bitch!"

'...and remember, son, never throw up on an old carpet...wait until they get a new one!'

"Not a bad list kiddo, but I know them all! I've told you it's hard to teach an old dog new tricks..."

Pavlov's Puppy

'Of course he can do tricks...it's just he's got a bad memory.'

"My master's vowel hyperarticulation is wearing a bit thin..."

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

'So this is goodbye then!'

'Why is it he never understands sit , stay or down, but understands spayed and neutered?'

'The word bath is mentioned.'

'They sure have small litters.'

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

The Cat Spa

'You think it's easy, being married to a man who thinks of nothing but his work?'

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

Labrador Non-retriever