Puppy Management Gifts

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

"No no, I said sit!!"

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

Love a Mutt

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

Bathing the dog

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

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Canine Scentipede

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

"Congratulations! It's a bitch!"

"Not a bad list kiddo, but I know them all! I've told you it's hard to teach an old dog new tricks..."

'...and remember, son, never throw up on an old carpet...wait until they get a new one!'

'Of course he can do tricks...it's just he's got a bad memory.'

"My master's vowel hyperarticulation is wearing a bit thin..."

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

Pavlov's Puppy

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

'Why is it he never understands sit , stay or down, but understands spayed and neutered?'

'They sure have small litters.'

'The word bath is mentioned.'

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

Marv was trying to teach Rufus how to be a REAL retriever.